December 2011
4 posts
November 2011
6 posts
October 2011
16 posts
Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up… Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please… Always KISS a SChool teacher and she wil say repeat it 5 TIMES DAILY :-)
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sneak peak verse raw cottonmouth rap shit to take...
George Carlin Marlin Brando John Candy Cane Brandy Randolph Paddington Mcbear his name was my name too Super celebrity testkit embezzling pez chips like a Poker Player Rainbow Trainwreck Headlock popsicle caca mouth dupri i smoke lots of cigarettes and do my drugs for free Super Saiyan Draino tubes sold for puking up cubensis Yo feed me some more LSD and im talkin like 20 Hits Liquidation sale at...
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bongo tap worthy crap chute parade
bib ribs
Chuck E. Master Chess Piece Easel
Eatin’ cheesecake playin’ Pop Goes The Weasel
At the Discovery Zone
Where you have fun discovering what its like to be alone
at a stag party with Lazer Tag packing caskets with masking tape
Fumbling around with the curtain confusing it for your cape
HaPPY Fuckin Annivesary!!!!
Your marriage is a match made at the methadone clinic… don’t even...
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September 2011
9 posts
past tumblr repost revisited for old tumblr...
OCEAN SPRAY TAN CRANBERRY SKIN TONE
Anne of Green Gables came up with a euphemism for Gavin Rossdales “Letting The Cables Sleep” by farting mid cartwheel into a dart gun as the start your engines signal for a drag race in Marthas Vineyard.
Preteen stoner possum gossip queen with dental floss hanging from his hi chair tossin an turning all night tryin to come down from benzylpiperazine
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April 2008
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March 2008
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February 2008
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I would like to apologize
I would like to apologize to nu havem for the psychedelic mayhem i unleashed on yr finest citizens. thank u western mass
January 2008
17 posts
cinderella 99
charlie cant count his horses running around inside his legs cant focus on his courses his kneel was laid in peg steady on the soccer field he scored a goal at once but when schoolwork came time to yield he was pronounced the dunce
stabbing jurassic vagabonds camping in the corner trapping fallic vegetables for companion and cocktails sprinting into vintange syntax reports blowing bubbles at batman in the bathtub fantail shrimp air filters pomegranate rock salad corn on the cob sandwhich mick jaggers jagged jawline zzebra zzebra read all about it extra newspapers kept in the closet carlos santanas calcium deposit
Last night i puked falafel
Last night i puked falafel in a bathroom i had never met before. Today i decided this will be my pukeblog.
ouiji are you with me
last night i split a large bottle of tinity oaks cabernet sauvignon with chrispoint and communicated with the ghosts of gutkin past. she emptied the room of all her furniture aside from guitar lamp that you could actually play if you had your arms around it the right way. this morning i had wine leftovers for breakfast and vomited out of chris’s window on the way to zaroka. i felt real bad...