past tumblr repost revisited for old tumblr revival
OCEAN SPRAY TAN CRANBERRY SKIN TONE
Anne of Green Gables came up with a euphemism for Gavin Rossdales “Letting The Cables Sleep” by farting mid cartwheel into a dart gun as the start your engines signal for a drag race in Marthas Vineyard.
Preteen stoner possum gossip queen with dental floss hanging from his hi chair tossin an turning all night tryin to come down from benzylpiperazine
Pepperoni Conehead is a StonerFusionProgPsytranceClubhouseJungleWitchTubeAltElectronica Rock project hailing from Route One in Milford CT that finally got their big break when Joose hired them to write songs making fun of Four LOKO. Look for their upcoming music video for the hit single “You Must Be Coockoo For the Ku Klux if you Likah That Loko” off their debut album “College Kids Are Dying And You Wonder WHY??”
Beauty and the Beast Easter Edition
Gaston Vlasic passing Gas in Pastures of Princess gone wrong Belle’s study session at the campus library with Dave Chapelle making plans for a Romantic Black Comedy Beauty and the Beast Easter Edition where the Beast is a Bunny and its hunting season. Come stand around us and eat custard as we all Be Our Guests once again in this elegant, original flick! Good, now Will the Hunter be Good Will Hunting Director Gus Van Zant(Gaston Theresheis) or will Antz actor Dan Aykroyd(as Bunny Beast) come up with a fucked up and funny ending for us all to fuss over@!? From the Director of “Leprosy In The Hood : Whats Eating Adams Apple”, and “Gilbert Grape Goes Apeshit For Thugged out Irish Folklore.” Come Pour yourself A Coors for this one folks, take a toke from your Pokemon shaped Bubbler and make sure you trim that stubble, buddy. BECAUSE THIS IS GOING TO GET INTIMATE
DAFFY DUNK
Ripping Kibbles and Bitmap images in a Grav Bong
Scribbling over shitty Iphone Appstore ideas for preteen practice scrimmages on an etch a sketchers press kit….
AN ALL CAPS AND ITALIC DOG FOOD BLOG THE BOUNTY PAPER TOWEL COWBOY COUNTING ON CARVING OUT PLANNED PACKAGE STORE PARENTING JACKOLANTERNS TO MAKE DECALS FOR ZAKK WYLDES JAG.
Juvenile crew cut Hall and Oates gag Fan Boi delivering Pizza Hut in a tote bag
Grabbin quotes from this horses dorsal fin on using coarse porcelain to display our countries flag
Hot Pocketed Potato Based Patriosis
polyasteroid colloidial silvester stallocean quotation mark of the starburst on the forehead of steady listening.
im the chancellor
dont click cancel
stewardess bluegrass
applebees genie bellbottoms
hanzel and gretel
regret this endeavor
embedded in sega
long legged intender
undo presleys buttons
for a return to sender
when its all over dont forget to click enter
his underwears glaring
reflectively settling at the bottom of the bell
saved by the principal sediment in seashell im the chancellor
dont click cancel
stewardess bluegrass
applebees genie bellbottoms
hanzel and gretel
regret this endeavor
embedded in sega
long legged intender
undo presleys buttons
for a return to sender
when its all over dont forget to click enter
his underwears glaring
reflectively settling at the bottom of the bell
saved by the principal sediment in seashell