bongo tap worthy crap chute parade
bib ribs
Chuck E. Master Chess Piece Easel
Eatin’ cheesecake playin’ Pop Goes The Weasel
At the Discovery Zone
Where you have fun discovering what its like to be alone
at a stag party with Lazer Tag packing caskets with masking tape
Fumbling around with the curtain confusing it for your cape
HaPPY Fuckin Annivesary!!!!
Your marriage is a match made at the methadone clinic… don’t even worry about picking your kids up from the nursery
Child Protective services has got your back today
So just sit home, watchin reruns of david the gnome blowing 20 mg lines of dilaudid to the dome call it Peewees HousePlay.
But hey man im just horsin around
Heres some ground beef for the kids … their still at the pound
Posted on Saturday October 1st